Beard Balm

The balm of men and angels

My beard was broken, possibly cursed. It burst forth from my face in a snarled mass, razor wire to any foolish enough to touch it. Lesser balms, butters, and oils had left me smelly and slathered in petroleum-based carcinogens or soy-based weakness. Then, one day, Tallowhead did the unthinkable. Animal-based beard balm. Animal. Based. Indeed. I dipped my fingers into the tin and scooped out a double fingerful. It was firm at first, but melted into a creamy texture as I worked it in my hand. As I massaged it into my face and pulled it through my beard, a choir of tiny angels with golden combs straightened my unruly whiskers and left them as soft as down. As the music of harps and bells faded, the aroma of pure manliness hit me and my eyes shot open. With my beard now blessed, based, and glistening with raw awesomeness, I strode forth with my head held high to face the day. Seriously, this is legit the real deal. Get you some and you will have zero regrets.

Perfect

The Beard Balm works great! Holds it in place and smells fantastic. The shipping was fast and easy. I had to buy another for a friends beard that needed taming. Looking forward to running out and buying another!