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Your hormones are on a f*cked-up roller coaster designed by a drunk toddler with anger issues. This tea is the emergency brake that gets you off Satan's tilt-a-whirl.
Ashwagandha and vitex team up to support your adrenal and reproductive balanc...
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Perfectly balanced
Of course it was the name that grabbed me, fun lighthearted and accurate. It's the taste that keeps me coming back. Fresh and perfectly balanced flavors. A must for your tea collection
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Manda · June 24, 2026
I haven’t used it enough to see results yet. But I love the packaging and quick shipping as well.
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Yasmine · June 8, 2026
awesome
not sure about the tea since I bought it as a gift, but my sister loved the humor and the folks at ModestMix Teas customized the package for her with her name (I didn't even know that's an option)... I just mentioned in the notes that she was suffering from peri-menopause. It was such a pleasant and hilarious surprise. 5 stars just for that.
