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FINCH and HARE

Permimenopause

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Not to brag, but I started perimenopause before I even knew what it was.

• Blank inside
• Matching envelope
• Cello-sleeved
• A2 size: Folded: 4.25 x 5.5"

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Funny Friendship Card, Funny Greeting Card, Snarky Friendship, Sarcastic Everyday, Funny Birthday Card

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