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Crying Jesus - Quite Good Cards Funny Birthday Card

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Quite Good Cards

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Forget the angelic nativity scenes; let's get real this Christmas! Our card featuring a knackered Virgin Mary and a wailing baby Jesus is a hilarious salute to mums everywhere. Perfect for parents, would-be saints, or anyone who knows that...

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