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Our heavyweight unisex tee features the "I Only Eat Free Range Humans" graphic on the center back and a smaller alien spaceship graphic on the center chest.
Oversized, Boxy Fit
100% Combed Cotton
Reviews
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28 ratings
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quality material (as usual)
Great quality material (as usual) and the logo kills- front and back. Not sure yet about the wider collar, but love everything else.
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Anonymous · May 10, 2026
Nice shirt. I get a lot of compliments even from omnis who don’t get it but like the alien design. It would look better if the alien was a bright green rather than dark green.
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Devon · April 19, 2026
This was a gift for my daughter. We were robbed while in Oakland, CA and her beloved alien t-shirt was among the stolen items. She loved it enough that she asked me to get her a replacement, which I did.
