Distressed retro text graphic: Adds a playful, modern twist to classic vintage style
Brown gravy boat artwork: Creative and unique design element for standout appeal
Unisex relaxed fit: Comfortable for all genders and easy to style
100% ring-spun cotton: Ensures softness and durability from day one
Garment-dyed for authentic vintage look: Maintains color and shape with minimal shrinkage
Summarized by Shop
Your family has opinions about your life choices, your hair, and the fact that you’re still single. You have opinions about their dry turkey and passive-aggressive seating chart. The only thing that should be passed at this table is the gravy. Everything else can stay on the other side of the room. The Details:
Brown distressed retro
Material
100% ring-spun cotton (Airlume or Genuine Comfort Colors)
Fit
Unisex relaxed fit, boyfriend cut, boxy shape
Sleeve Length
Short
Neckline
Round
Pattern
Text and art in brown, single color vintage style
Available Sizes
S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, 4XL
Summarized by Shop
5.0
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I got myself this one and my sister one for hosting. The shirts are high quality, got tons of compliments, and are insanely comfortable!
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Sarah · November 30, 2025
Love their tshirts, not only are they soft and comfy but they are so funny!