Front print of 'Only My Couch Pulls Out' in stacked all caps for maximum impact
Direct-to-garment (DTG) print ensures color bonds into fabric for fade resistance
Heavyweight cotton provides a comfortable, real-shirt feel
Unisex relaxed fit available in sizes S to 4XL for inclusive sizing
Pre-shrunk fabric maintains fit after washing
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The Only My Couch Pulls Out tee from Unethical Threads is a front-print text shirt that says everything you need it to say and nothing you have to explain. Three lines of stacked, all-caps text doing exactly the kind of heavy lifting your furniture was designed for. You know what this is.
Who actually wears this?
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