Handcrafted design: Delivers unique, artisanal quality to each sticker
Weatherproof vinyl: Maintains appearance and durability over time
Glossy finish: Provides a vibrant, eye-catching look
Permanent adhesive: Ensures sticker stays securely in place
Humorous text pattern: Adds personality and wit to any surface
Summarized by Shop
Because treason, but make it thrifty.
Exactly 10" x 3" of vinyl chaos, handcrafted by American sticker wizards.
Glossy, immortal, weatherproof—this sticker will still be here after humanity is gone.
We ship FREE within 1–3 business days (with tracking, so you can watch it crawl across the map). USPS usually delivers in 7 days, but time is
