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Getting older is a wonderful thing. (If you ignore it completely.)

Getting older is a wonderful thing. (If you ignore it completely.)

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I acknowledge your birth. You're welcome.

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In some cultures, Birthdays are celebrate with the giving of folded cards. Pretty weird, right? On a side note, Happy Birthday.

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