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GF-130 Sending you love on your birthday

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Funny 30th Birthday Card

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Older, Wiser Greeting Card with bold white text on red background and white envelope delivering playful aging humor

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Older, Wiser Greeting Card

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You're Now So Old That People Will Say "Don't You Look Good For Your Age"

$3.00

Greeting card with blue text THAT SAYS, "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND CAREFREE, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR HOME TO THE MUSIC YOU USED TO DRINK TO." on a white background

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GF-192 Woman Of My Dreams

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Not A Day Over 29 - Letterpress Birthday Greeting Card

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Old Age is Coming For All of Us Greeting Card with witty white text on teal cardstock and white envelope for humorous birthday wishes

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Old Age is Coming For All of Us Greeting Card

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Card Look I'm Not Saying You're Old Birthday

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Sorry This Card Is Late Greeting Card with bold white text on green background delivering a funny belated birthday message

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Inappropriate Thoughts Greeting Card

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With Age Comes Wisdom Card

Family Member Least Ashamed Greeting Card with birthday cake and gift icons on green background delivering humorous message

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Against The Grain Shoppe

HBD In Dog Years You're Already Dead Card

How Stupid Can One Person Be? Greeting Card with white text on red background delivering a cheeky humorous message.

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How Stupid Can One Person Be? Greeting Card

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Red card with white text THAT SAYS, "HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER MILK? WHAT WERE THEY EVEN DOING?" on a white background

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Milking the Cows Greeting Card

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That's What She Said Greeting Card with playful pastel balloons and cheeky birthday message on yellow background.

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That's What She Said Greeting Card

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Oregon Trail Greeting Card with pixel art wagon and humorous text about aging and surviving dysentery in retro style

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Oregon Trail Greeting Card

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GF-129 Age Is Just A Number

Put Up With Me Greeting Card with playful pink text on light peach background delivering a cheeky anniversary message

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Blue birthday GREETING card with number 21 and humorous text THAT SAYS, "YOU CAN NOW LEGALLY DO ALL THE THINGS YOU'VE BEEN DOING SINCE YOU WERE 16." on a white background

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21st Birthday Greeting Card

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Cheeky 75th birthday card. Street sign with text welcome to The Twilight Zone

The Chelsea Card Co.

**PM575 - Twilight Zone

$3.52

Stannie & Lloyd Hi Fi greeting card featuring a musical theme, perfect for sending heartfelt notes and well wishes.

Freshie & Zero

May Your Tunes Forever Be Hi Fi Greeting Card

The Best Part Of Being 40 Greeting Card with playful yellow text on coral background about pre-internet mischief and birthday wishes

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Greeting card with five yellow stars and text 'Amazing WIFE. Would Recommend.' on a gray background

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5 Star Wife Greeting Card

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Cheeky Kumquat

STRANGE

Madcap & Co

Young At Heart, Old Everywhere Else Birthday Card

$7.00

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Monogramme No. 29

Thelma to My Louise Greeting Card

On the Wall Art Prints

Work life Greetings Card Vintage Art 14x14cm Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 14x14cm Card

The Brush Boutique

Sister Appreciation Greeting Card

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Pen & Paint

Another Year, Another Chapter, Happy Birthday card

ANTHEM

GREETING CARD "OLDER AND WISER"

I'll Keep This Brief Greeting Card with white text on bright blue background delivering a witty birthday message.

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Doodling Lucy

Party Cow Birthday Card

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Blue greeting card with blue text that says 'SO. MANY. CANDLES.' on a blue
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So. Many. Candles. Greeting Card

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Red birthday greeting card with white text that says, "i'm pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishiest. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a white background

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Birthday Wishes Greeting Card

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IMPACT: tell people they matter

'of all the weirdos, you're my fav' Greeting Card

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GF-148 Stop Bitching

ODD HAND CO.

Better Together Card

Age-Friendly Vibes

Over the Hill is Better Than Under, Age-Positive Birthday Card

The New Aesthetic Store

Are You Feeling Mad About Getting Older? Are You Feeling Kinda Sad? Funny Birthday Nanalan Tiktok Cute Greeting Card

$7.00

Vinyl Fantasy BK

Bury the Trunk Card

$7.00

Greeting card with a cupcake illustration and humorous text that reads, "IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU WHO ARE STILL ALIVE." on a light blue background

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I Know People Older Than You Greeting Card

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Life Hack For Work Greeting Card with humorous white text on gray background offering a funny escape work message

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Gift & Gather

Card - S'Mores Birthday

Cheeky Kumquat

TEENAGERS

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Dumpster Fire Card

$6.50

GREETING Card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "FINALLY GOT ONE OF THOSE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PETS. IT'S A CHICKEN. IT'S CRISPY. IT ALSO CAME WITH A BISCUIT." on a beige background

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Emotional Support Chicken Greeting Card

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Realia By Jen

Welp You Did Your Best Greeting Card

Letterpress printed greeting card reads "I KNOW YOU HATE YOUR BIRTHDAY. & YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MAKE IT INTO A THING...SO THIS IS NOTHING BUT I LIKE YOU. & IT HAPPENS YOU WERE BORN TODAY." Comes with a colored envelope. Printed in Oakland, California by People I've Loved.

Betsy & Iya

"I Know You Hate Your Birthday" Card

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Rain Coming in Your Knees Greeting Card with bold white text on bright blue cardstock and white envelope for humorous message

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Rain Coming in Your Knees Greeting Card

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Still Getting Carded Greeting Card with white text on light blue background and white envelope featuring a witty birthday message

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Still Getting Carded Greeting Card

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Greeting card with a birthday cake illustration and humorous text that says, "MAY YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE BE MOIST, AND MAY NO ONE USE THAT WORD TO DESCRIBE IT." on a gray background

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May Your Birthday Cake Be Moist Greeting Card

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AWESOME THING

Aging Gracefully Greeting Card with white text on muted blue background and white envelope featuring humorous aging message

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GF-169 Some Things Just Get Better With Age

Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background

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Another Year Older Greeting Card

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Scribbler Cards & Gifts

Happy Birthday To My Much Less Muscly Brother

$5.49

Load The Dishwasher Greeting Card with light pink text on purple delivering a humorous anniversary message about dishwasher habits

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Load The Dishwasher Greeting Card

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Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "I REMEMBER WHEN SNAP, CRACKLE, POP WAS A BREAKFAST CEREAL AND NOT THE SOUND OF YOUR BODY GETTING UP FROM A CHAIR. GOOD TIMES." on a beige background

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Snap, Crackle, Pop Greeting Card

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Age-Friendly Vibes

They Were All Wrong About This Age, Age-Positive Birthday Card

Age-Friendly Vibes

Crushing age stereotypes, Age-Positive Birthday Card

Wonky Cards

Hardly That Annoying Anymore

$4.12

Drop It Like It's Hot Greeting Card with pink text on pale peach delivering a playful message about aging and staying active

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Drop It Like It's Hot Greeting Card

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Retro Steno

Funny Blank Card - Everyone is Doing Their Best

Age-Friendly Vibes

You're the Person I Never Thought I'd Find, Love & Friendship Card

Avant-Garde Impressions

Birthday Greeting Card - We've Still Got It!

$3.99

Stylish Scribe Stationery

Shut up and Kiss Me Valentines card

Excited About Buying a New Vacuum Greeting Card with bold blue text on pale green delivering a humorous aging message

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Excited About Buying a New Vacuum Greeting Card

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Card You Are Crusty

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Everything is Terrible Christmas card

$5.78

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Book Bestie Greeting Card

Wit & Whistle

My Favorite Human Bean Card