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The Cost a Lot Coaster by Drinks On Me has a red square design with a green border and light green text: "Its beginning to cost a lot like Christmas"—a funny drink coaster or bar cart accessory.

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Cost a Lot Coaster

The Drinks On Me Anxiety Coaster features a green square with a red border and white text: “It’s finally time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my festive Christmas anxiety”—a perfect bar cart accessory or housewarming gift.

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Anxiety Coaster

The Xmas Dead Tree Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red square design with a green border and white text: "Christmas... The only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks." A funny, festive coaster or hostess gift.

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Xmas Dead Tree Coaster

The Drinks On Me Liquor Store Coaster features red text on a light green background and a red border: "The liquor store clerk just wished me a Merry Christmas as if he wasn’t going to see me 14 more times before then." Great as a housewarming gift or funny drink coaster.

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Liquor Store Coaster

Text graphic on the Waking Up Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text—"I’m so tired of waking up and not being at the beach"—on a blue background with a light green border. Perfect for funny drink coasters or unique housewarming gifts.

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Waking Up Coaster

A navy blue box with white text reads: SCENE. At my boss’s funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin: Who’s thinking outside the box now, Carol? The Drinks On Me Boss's Funeral Coaster—framed in mauve—is a hilarious quirky gift.

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Boss's Funeral Coaster

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The Wondering Eyes Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with white text and a bold red border, making it a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory.

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Wondering Eyes Coaster

A red square Elf on Shelf Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green border and white text: “I’m just a girl, standing in front of the elf on the shelf, hoping he’ll fall into the fireplace”—a funny housewarming gift.

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Elf on Shelf Coaster

The All She Does Coaster by Drinks On Me is a blue square with a yellow border and white text—perfect as a funny bar cart accessory or clever hostess gift.

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All She Does Coaster

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The Liver Coaster by Drinks On Me is a blue square with a green border and bold, light pink text: SHUT UP LIVER, YOU ARE FINE!—a funny drink coaster perfect for bar carts or housewarming gifts.

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Liver Coaster

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Drinks on Me - Put A Wine Glass Coaster

Text on a bright pink background with a green border reads: Scariest Hood Coaster by Drinks On Me—Parenthood, the scariest hood you’ll ever go through. A funny drink coaster perfect for bar cart accessories or housewarming gifts.

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Scariest Hood Coaster

The Now I Wait Coaster by Drinks On Me is a pink square with an orange border, white text that reads “Do what you love and money will follow,” plus a funny message about pizza, wine, napping, and dog selfies—perfect for housewarming or bar carts.

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Now I Wait Coaster

The Chill Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square design with a green border, light purple center, and blue text: "My favorite part of teenage driving lessons is almost dying then being told to Chill"—a hilarious bar cart accessory.

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Chill Coaster

The Step Out of Car Coaster by Drinks On Me features yellow text on a red background: "Cop, Please step out of the car. Me, I'm too drunk, you get in." Framed in yellow—it's the perfect funny drink coaster for your bar or party.

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Step Out of Car Coaster

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The Xmas Oh No Coaster by Drinks On Me features a maroon square with a yellow-green border and white text: The Stages Of Christmas Shopping: 1. Plenty Of Time 2. Oh No. It's a funny bar cart accessory or quirky hostess gift.

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Xmas Oh No Coaster

The Drink Red Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border and the text: “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas... But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red.” Great as a funny gift or bar cart accessory.

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Drink Red Coaster

The Leave by 9 Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple square with rounded corners, a bright pink border, and centered pink text—perfect as a funny drink coaster for your bar cart or as a quirky housewarming gift.

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Leave by 9 Coaster

The Bank Account Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square design with an orange background, blue border, and witty travel-themed text—perfect as a funny drink coaster or housewarming gift for your bar cart.

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Bank Account Coaster

The Hell Coaster by Drinks On Me features yellow text on a red background: "This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell. I gotta change..." Centered in a dark red border, it’s a funny drink coaster or quirky housewarming gift.

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Hell Coaster

The Like Family Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square image with a blue border, tan background, and the text: Saw a store that has a sign that reads “We treat you like family!” Yup, NOT going in there. Perfect for fans of funny drink coasters.

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Like Family Coaster

Drinks On Me’s Spirit Coaster features a green square with a red border and green text: "I'm filled with Christmas spirit! Wait, no... I meant vodka." A funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory.

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Spirit Coaster

Sculptural lamps under $150

Sculptural lamps under $150

Mushroom lamps, orb bases, and pleated cones.

The Salute Coaster by Drinks On Me is a yellow square with an orange border and red text: “I hate the fact that people don’t salute me.” A funny coaster and quirky housewarming gift.

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Salute Coaster

Text graphic with a green border and cream background displays the message: “Sometimes, I just want someone to say, ‘You’re going to be okay. Here is chocolate and the 6 Million Dollars Coaster by Drinks On Me.’”.

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6 Million Dollars Coaster

A red square Cat Coaster by Drinks On Me with a green border features white text: "My kids want a cat for Christmas... I usually do a turkey but whatever they want." A funny gift and perfect addition to any bar cart.

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Cat Coaster

A square cork Bible Coaster by Drinks On Me features a "Made in the USA" badge and is surrounded by colorful, humorous coasters—perfect for your bar cart accessories.

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Winner Coaster

The curated dining table

The curated dining table

Dinnerware, glasses, and flatware.

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Giveashitometer Coaster

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The Drinks On Me Xmas Miracle Coaster is a green square with a red border, featuring centered, bold, light-colored all-caps text: "A Christmas miracle is when you say no to a glass of wine"—perfect as a funny drink coaster.

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Xmas Miracle Coaster

The Favorite Child Coaster by Drinks On Me features a purple border, light blue background, and pink text: "It turns out when you’re asked who your favorite child is, you’re expected to choose one of your own... Who knew?" Great for bar carts or housewarming gifts!.

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Favorite Child Coaster

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The Lit Coaster by Drinks On Me: a red square with a green border and gold text saying "THE TREE ISN’T THE ONLY THING GETTING LIT THIS YEAR!"—a perfect funny holiday drink coaster or bar cart accessory.

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Lit Coaster

The Hard to Shop (coaster) Coaster by Drinks On Me features a red square with light green text and a green rounded border—perfect as a housewarming gift or bar cart accessory.

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Hard to Shop (coaster) Coaster

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The Kids Walking Coaster by Drinks On Me features a pink square with a green border and yellow text: “Sorry I’m late—my kids were walking from the house to the car.” A funny bar cart accessory or hostess gift.

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Kids Walking Coaster

The Prayers Needed Coaster by Drinks On Me features a maroon square with a pink border and reads: Prayers needed. Nothing wrong, I just wanna hit the lotto and quit my job—great for bar carts or quirky housewarming gifts.

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Prayers Needed Coaster

The Superhero Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a blue border and center text: “I’d be a terrible superhero...” A funny drink coaster—perfect as a housewarming gift or for your bar cart.

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Superhero Coaster

The Don't Want Kids Coaster by Drinks On Me features text on a teal background with a red border: "my wife and I decided we don’t want kids—we’ll tell them tonight." A playful housewarming gift for fans of unique humor.

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Don't Want Kids Coaster

The Drinks On Me Could Get Worse Coaster features a thick red border, pale pink center, and black text saying "IT PROBABLY COULD GET WORSE"—a quirky drink coaster or fun bar cart accessory for housewarming gifts.

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Could Get Worse Coaster

Green text on a light green background reads: my child: mom you owe me $3 me: you owe me $250k and a new stomach. The Owe Me $3 Coaster by Drinks On Me is shown inside a rounded purple square border, perfect for your bar cart.

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Owe Me $3 Coaster

A green box with a bright pink border features text: I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night. Same Person Coaster by Drinks On Me—funny drink coaster or quirky gift!.

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Same Person Coaster

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The Cup of Ambition Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on a dark mauve background with a pink border—perfect as a funny bar cart accessory or unique housewarming gift.

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Cup of Ambition Coaster

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The Peace on Earth Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on a red background with a green border: "Three wise women would’ve asked for directions, brought gifts, delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be Peace On Earth." Perfect funny bar cart accessory.

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Peace on Earth Coaster

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8 Cups Water a Day Coaster

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The Drinks On Me Bingle Jells Coaster features a green border with red and green text: “Another glass of wine and we will be singing Bingle Jells”—a funny, quirky accessory for your bar cart or as a drink coaster.

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Bingle Jells Coaster

The Drinks On Me Niceish Coaster features a green square with a red border and the phrase "Naughty is such a strong word. Let’s go with nice-ish." in red—ideal as a humorous coaster or unique bar cart accessory.

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Niceish Coaster

Bar cart basics

Bar cart basics

Carts, glassware, and bottle storage.

The Related Christmas Coaster by Drinks On Me is a red square with a green border and the text: “The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people.” Perfect for bar carts or gifts!.

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Related Christmas Coaster

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Funeral Bouquet Coaster

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The Rainstorm Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny housewarming gift or drink coaster: "My wife thinks it’s weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It’d be less weird if she’d let me in.

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Rainstorm Coaster

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The You Can Dance Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a light purple border and playful white text: “Trust me, you can dance” -Vodka—a funny bar cart accessory and perfect conversation starter.

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You Can Dance Coaster

The Crazy Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with a yellow border and brown text: I just asked myself if I'm crazy and we all said no—a funny drink coaster, perfect for bar carts or housewarming gifts.

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Crazy Coaster

The Swim Up Bar Coaster by Drinks On Me features a funny quote: "Me: I love the swim-up bar at this resort! Husband: You’re in the bath and you’re drunk again," on a teal background—perfect for bar carts or as a housewarming gift.

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Swim Up Bar Coaster

The Sorry You Missed It Coaster by Drinks On Me is a blue square with a green border and yellow text: "The house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it." A funny coaster, perfect for housewarming gifts or bar cart accessories.

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Sorry You Missed It Coaster

Green square with pink border and yellow text: "Someone just gave me half a peace sign. Weird." The Peace Sign Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny accessory for your bar cart or a quirky housewarming gift.

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Peace Sign Coaster

The Drinks On Me Smother Coaster features a funny quote on red with a green border: "Keep your marriage fresh—write love notes like I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn’t." A perfect gift for housewarmings or laughs.

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Smother Coaster

Text reads: Christmas. A time for peace, joy and love… Once the alcohol kicks in! The Kicks in Coaster by Drinks On Me is a funny drink coaster or hostess gift. Green text on white with a thick red border.

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Kicks in Coaster

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Boss's Funeral Coaster

The NYE Wearing Coaster by Drinks On Me features white cursive text on a blue background with a thick dark blue border and rounded corners—perfect for anyone seeking funny drink coaster ideas for New Year's Eve.

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NYE Wearing Coaster

The Annoying Person Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a pink border and yellow text: "If your mother is not the most annoying person you know, she is not your mother." A funny bar cart and housewarming gift.

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Annoying Person Coaster

The Drinks On Me No Music Coaster features a red square with a green border and cream text: "If you want me to stop listening to Christmas music in November all you have to do is ask so I can say no." Great for bar carts or as a hostess gift.

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No Music Coaster

The Wine Pairing Coaster by Drinks On Me is a maroon square with a light pink border and cursive text: I like a wine that pairs well with cheese and difficult relatives—perfect as a funny housewarming or bar cart gift.

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Wine Pairing Coaster

The Drinks On Me Powerpoint Coaster features a quote on blue with a red border: “My husband asked if he had any annoying habits and then got all offended 1/2 way through my PowerPoint presentation”—a funny gift.

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Powerpoint Coaster

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A teal square Docking Coaster by Drinks On Me with a dark blue border reads: Sorry for what I said when I was docking the boat. A funny coaster—great as a housewarming gift or bar cart accessory.

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Docking Coaster

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The Me at Work Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal square with a bold orange border and the phrase “I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober”—a funny bar cart or housewarming gift.

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Me at Work Coaster

Drinks On Me’s Smack Coaster features a blue square with a light blue center and the phrase: I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over putting on their underwear—funny, perfect for gifts or your bar cart.

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Smack Coaster

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Left Unsaid Coaster

The Ex Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on a dark blue background: "Driving down the road and saw my ex. It's funny how 'I'd hit that' changes meaning over the years." Great as a funny drink coaster or bar cart accessory, with a blue border framing the design.

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Ex Coaster

Drinks On Me Be GIN Coaster features green text on a light green background with a purple border—punny wordplay for gin lovers. Makes a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory.

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Be GIN Coaster

Text on a pink background with an orange border reads: "I now know how it will all end for me… One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone.” The Drinks On Me Unplug Life Support Coaster is a funny gift or unique housewarming accessory!.

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Unplug Life Support Coaster

The Merry Drunk Coaster by Drinks On Me features playful white text on a red square with a green border—perfect as a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory.

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Merry Drunk Coaster

The Book Coaster by Drinks On Me features a green square with a red border and white text: "To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they’re due back at the library next Friday." A fun note for your bar cart or as a quirky drink coaster.

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Book Coaster

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Text in a yellow font on a pink background with a green border reads: “I’m planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It’s called a lot.” The A Lot Coaster by Drinks On Me is perfect for funny coaster fans and bar cart collectors.

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A Lot Coaster

The Blitzen Coaster by Drinks On Me features reindeer and spirits—Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen—on a red background with green border; a funny housewarming or bar cart gift.

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Blitzen Coaster

The Diamond Coaster by Drinks On Me is a green square with a red border and features a humorous message about a husband confusing his wife’s diamond ring request for Christmas with asking for a vacuum—an ideal funny housewarming gift.

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Diamond Coaster

The Drinks On Me 12 Waters Coaster features a teal square with a yellow border and white text: "Jesus walks into a bar: Just 12 waters please! *winks at disciples*". A perfect funny and quirky drink coaster for your bar cart.

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12 Waters Coaster

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The Listen to Body Coaster by Drinks On Me features a square design with a light yellow center, lavender border, and the funny phrase: Them: "You need to listen to your body." Body: "You're old and you want pizza." Great for housewarming gifts!.

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Listen to Body Coaster

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The Drinks On Me Dinking Coaster is a green square with an orange border featuring "I have a ~Drinking~ Dinking problem" in pink—ideal as a funny drink coaster or quirky bar cart accessory and perfect for housewarming gifts.

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Dinking Coaster

The See You in the Morning Coaster by Drinks On Me features a teal design with white text and makes a funny housewarming gift or conversation-starting drink coaster.

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See You in the Morning Coaster

The Captain Coaster by Drinks On Me features a blue square with a green border and bold light blue "CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP SHOW" text—perfect as a funny drink coaster or playful bar cart accessory.

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Captain Coaster

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Drinks on Me : 8 Cups Water a Day Coaster

Text on a blue background with an orange border reads: I don't have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights. The Wisdom Highlights Coaster by Drinks On Me is perfect as funny drinkware decor or a quirky housewarming gift.

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Wisdom Highlights Coaster

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A light blue square with a thick purple border and white text says, "Damn. My mother was right about everything." The Cheers to Mom Gift Set 2 by Sophistiplate LLC is perfect for funny mom gifts or a unique Mother’s Day present.

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Mom Was Right Coaster