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Sleazy Greetings funny Mother’s Day greeting card featuring a pregnancy test illustration with the sarcastic message “I Got You This Card Instead of Grandkids. Happy Mother’s Day!” on a white background, displayed with a kraft envelope for a humorous Mother’s Day gift.

Pregnancy Test Prank | Funny Mother's Day

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Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day greeting card featuring flying dollar bills and stacks of cash with the humorous message “Happy Father’s Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden,” displayed with a kraft envelope for a funny and relatable Father’s Day gift from son or daughter.

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Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a walker decorated with tennis balls on the front legs surrounded by colorful confetti, with the age-related joke “Your Chariot Awaits. Happy Birthday!” paired with a kraft envelope.

Your Chariot Awaits | Funny Birthday Card

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Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a bright yellow bird wearing a party hat on a branch with colorful confetti, with the sarcastic joke “A Little Birdie Told Me It Was Your Birthday... And I Was Like ‘Fuck Me, It’s a Talking Bird,’” paired with a kraft envelope.

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Sleazy Greetings funny cat birthday card featuring a grumpy orange cat wearing a party hat on a bright yellow and pink background, with torn paper and a destroyed envelope beside it, and the joke “If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards, They Wouldn’t,” paired with a kraft envelope.

If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards They Wouldn't | Funny Birthday Card

Sleazy Greetings funny Christmas card featuring “I Almost Didn’t Buy You This Card Because It Was Five Fucking Bucks” humor with chaotic reindeer illustration, sarcastic holiday gift-giving comedy, and playful winter party design on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

Five Fucking Bucks | Funny Christmas Card

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Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day card featuring Donald Trump-inspired “Great Dad” parody humor with patriotic red, white, and blue typography, exaggerated political praise joke, and bold sarcastic design on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

Great Dad | Funny Father's Day Card

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Sleazy Greetings funny Mother’s Day greeting card featuring pastel baby toys, pacifiers, bottles, and blocks with the humorous message “You’re Going to Be a Grandmother! Just Kidding, But I Will Need Like Fifty Bucks,” displayed with a kraft envelope for a funny and sarcastic Mother’s Day gift.

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Here's Your Damn Card | Funny Birthday Card

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Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day greeting card featuring a pregnancy test, handcuffs, and pills with the sarcastic message “No Teen Pregnancy, No Jail Time, No Drugs, You’re Welcome” on a dark blue background, displayed with a kraft envelope for a humorous Father’s Day gift.

No Drugs No Jail Time | Funny Mother's Day

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Sleazy Greetings funny love greeting card featuring a large illustrated beard and the affectionate message “I Love You, You Sexy Bearded Man Beast,” displayed with a kraft envelope for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, husband, boyfriend, fiancé, or bearded partner greeting card.

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Sleazy Greetings funny Christmas card featuring “Merry Christmas Ass Hole” humor with outrageous bent-over Santa illustration, crude holiday comedy, irreverent adult Christmas joke, and bold festive artwork on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

Merry Christmas Asshole | Funny Christmas Card

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I Wish I Were An Octopus | Funny Valentine's Day Card

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Sleazy Greetings funny Father’s Day greeting card featuring a Bigfoot illustration walking through a forest with the message “You’re a Legend,” displayed with a kraft envelope for a humorous and heartfelt Father’s Day gift.

You're A Legend | Funny Father's Day Card

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Sleazy Greetings funny birthday greeting card featuring an artist’s easel, paint palette, and landscape painting with the humorous message “I’ll Put In a Happy Little Birthday Over Here,” displayed with a kraft envelope for a funny birthday card inspired by painting, art, and Bob Ross fans.

Happy Little Birthday | Funny Birthday Card

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